so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
yeah doesn’t sound healthy
what a fun game!!
no we mustn’t”t’t’t, ur right dobi
arthur weszly had predicted harry potter’s arrival at The Burrow, how else would he have known to acknowledge harry
tell me about thing
don’t worry you’re not going to be buying the goddamn school, weszley
did you know the weszley’s travel by food powder!!!! wow i’m so glad they included this in the movie
no. but close enough.. good try
wizards pay wizards to disgrace wizards, absolutely disgusting
severus snape confuses students for snakes
brightest witch of her age, this one
there’s a milk brand called hi-lo according to google
good god neville is living on the edge, i can only sympathise
i don’t know why, but this sentence makes me uncomfortable
this guy’s a nut job
i feel like he’s telling us how he got laid or something
JESUS CHRIST, WHY?? even your beautiful scottish accent doesn’t justify what you just said
i hate you
ron shows an interest in futuristic fashion trends
i feel like the person who did the captioning’s strongly against the malfoy family.. (lois, malfroy, jacka…)
OH, SO THAT’S WHAT MUDBLOODS ARE.
i plan to tattoo this line on my chest one day
son, you were in Lockhart’s office
THE WORDS ARE CLEARLY THERE, ON THE WALL, AND YOU STILL COULDN’T GET IT RIGHT
you can never be too evil to be a cat person
i can’t believe they cast this guy as hagrid
give it here
DON’T BE A DICK, WESZLEY
so that’s what they’re doing in that “lab”
dobi the over-cooked noodle says a thing
OH THIS PART
j.k. rowling got it all wrong, guys
hermione’s good at everything
keep that to YOURSELF
jacka, croy and bud: the fantastic trio.
aren’t we all
this sounds like the start to a conversation i want no part of
this reminds me of those black and white pictures on tumblr
his palms spaghetti, knees weak, spaghetti.. there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti..
WHO THE FUCK IS P2
how could you betray your friend like that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
??? ?? ??? ????????????? ?
voldemort is after himself, what a story
tough luck, kid. it’s the basilisk that’s blind now.
[harp plays softly in the background]
i thought it was dobi