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a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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yeah doesn’t sound healthy

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what a fun game!!

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no we mustn’t”t’t’t, ur right dobi

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arthur weszly had predicted harry potter’s arrival at The Burrow, how else would he have known to acknowledge harry

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tell me about thing

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don’t worry you’re not going to be buying the goddamn school, weszley

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did you know the weszley’s travel by food powder!!!! wow i’m so glad they included this in the movie

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ah, poetry

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same

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LOIS MALFROY

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no. but close enough.. good try

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wizards pay wizards to disgrace wizards, absolutely disgusting

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i’m hedwig

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severus snape confuses students for snakes

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brightest witch of her age, this one

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there’s a milk brand called hi-lo according to google

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good god neville is living on the edge, i can only sympathise 

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i don’t know why, but this sentence makes me uncomfortable 

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this guy’s a nut job

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i feel like he’s telling us how he got laid or something

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JESUS CHRIST, WHY?? even your beautiful scottish accent doesn’t justify what you just said

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i hate you

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ron shows an interest in futuristic fashion trends

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JACKA

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i feel like the person who did the captioning’s strongly against the malfoy family.. (lois, malfroy, jacka…)

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fucking malfroy

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OH, SO THAT’S WHAT MUDBLOODS ARE.

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i plan to tattoo this line on my chest one day

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son, you were in Lockhart’s office

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THE WORDS ARE CLEARLY THERE, ON THE WALL, AND YOU STILL COULDN’T GET IT RIGHT

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you can never be too evil to be a cat person

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WHAT LAB

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i can’t believe they cast this guy as hagrid

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give it here

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DON’T BE A DICK, WESZLEY

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so that’s what they’re doing in that “lab”

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dobi the over-cooked noodle says a thing

OH THIS PART

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j.k. rowling got it all wrong, guys

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ME

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BARRACKS, AGAIN.

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hermione’s good at everything

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keep that to YOURSELF

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jacka, croy and bud: the fantastic trio.

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aren’t we all

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this sounds like the start to a conversation i want no part of

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this reminds me of those black and white pictures on tumblr

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i’m terrified

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his palms spaghetti, knees weak, spaghetti.. there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti..

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WHO THE FUCK IS P2

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oh sandra

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how could you betray your friend like that

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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??? ?? ??? ????????????? ?

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voldemort is after himself, what a story

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tough luck, kid. it’s the basilisk that’s blind now.

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[harp plays softly in the background]

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i thought it was dobi

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same

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